Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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