His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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