Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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