I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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