She's JV to your varsity
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We have started to decorate penises.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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