I'm really into asian looking animals
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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