Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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