the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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