HIV tests are more positive than that guy
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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