i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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