I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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