Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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