Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
As shirtless as possible
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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