singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
dude. I can hear the air.
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