well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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