Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
