i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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