I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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