talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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