He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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