Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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