All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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