just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
