Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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