ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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