My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Your cock deserves a montage
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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