i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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