I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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