chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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