All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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