we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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