he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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