What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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