Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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