The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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