thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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