Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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