therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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