I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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