I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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