if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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