White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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