Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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