i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long