i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Drunk is a universal language darling
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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