I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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