butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
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I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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