Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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