He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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