plz talk dirty to me
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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