i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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