so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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