Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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