Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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