I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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