Im at strip club and am horny
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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